Quotables #9

C: The good kind of ghosts are raccoon ghosts.

 C: I'm going to get a bite of guac before I go potty to get my hands dirty.

 C: I love you daddy.
 D: I love you too! You're a very good girl.
 C: And you're kind of mean sometimes.

 C: If I had a measuring tape, I would use it to measure my love for you.

C: My neck keeps growling.

 C: I saw the pancakes and I sniffed out the bacon.

 C: You know what I like about my mom?
What?
 C: The whipped cream!

Want to sleep?
 M: “Maybe tomorrow.

 M: I’m not upSET. I’m fusterated!

 C: " wonder where the spider is going… Maybe Africa? Maybe the library!

M: I wish a bird could eat my tongue.

 C: Mommy, if you die, I hope Daddy marries me. (cue explanation on why that can't happen) Okay, then, I’ll find a fancy man, because I’m fancy.

 C: Anni, will you be sleeping beauty?
 A: No, my finger hurts too much to prick it on a spinning wheel.

 M: I’ll be safe, I won’t stab my sister anymore!